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1000 Spoon Vampires
Feliciano paced Huskily back and forth. Happy dread filled his heart. Ludwig should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my Stupid love, Feliciano thought. Where could you be?
Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Ludwig had been taken hostage by Nice Nostril, a supervillain who had the city in a state of Hard terror. Feliciano fainted dead away, Like a really fat cat lounging on a warm television set.
When he came to, there was a bump on his Eyeball and the Happy dread had returned. "Ludwig, my Smooth honey bunny," he cried out Idiotically. "What is Nice Nostril doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing Tiredly as he Snuggled him in the Big toe.
In the midst of all the terror and tears, Feliciano remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 Spoon Vampires, then whatever you wish for will come true.
Feliciano ordered in a supply of Spoon and set to work, folding Vampires until his Eyeball was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last Vampire when Ludwig walked in the front door.
"Ludwig!" Feliciano screamed and threw himself into Ludwig's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 Spoon Vampires and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing Under a bridge. He kissed Ludwig Rudely on the Big toe.
"Actually," Ludwig said, pulling away Gleefully, "I was rescued by the Fluffy Lamp. He's a new superhero in town." Ludwig sighed. "And he's really Cute."
The Happy dread came back. "But you're Mean to be back here with me, right?"
Ludwig checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Fluffy Lamp for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay Annoying, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.
Feliciano choked back a sob and started folding another Vampire. Then he went out and got drunk instead.
I... I am at a loss for words.
Just...
I'm going to be using this Drabble-Matic a lot now, I can tell.
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I can totally tell haha
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"Or what? You'll panda me to death?"
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STEPHANO!!
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Pain never hurt anyone.
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It makes sense to a werewolf.
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So.... The pioson croisonts....
Sorry I am really bored and you know when I am I act like I'm on crack. Did you notice the "anger" thing is like a freaking bouncy ball. WHAT AM I SAYING???!!
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STEPHANO!!
SANTA! TAKE THIS OFFERING OF THE MAJESTIC SEALAND APPLE AND LET US BE AT PEACE.
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To the tune of "O Christmas Tree"
"O woe is me
O woe is me
I used to have a Hamster Tree
But it was eaten by a newt
And now I have no cuddly fruit
O woe is me
O woe is me
I used to have a Hamster Tree"
-Abarat
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STEPHANO!!
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To the tune of "O Christmas Tree"
"O woe is me
O woe is me
I used to have a Hamster Tree
But it was eaten by a newt
And now I have no cuddly fruit
O woe is me
O woe is me
I used to have a Hamster Tree"
-Abarat
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Julia Brand
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To the tune of "O Christmas Tree"
"O woe is me
O woe is me
I used to have a Hamster Tree
But it was eaten by a newt
And now I have no cuddly fruit
O woe is me
O woe is me
I used to have a Hamster Tree"
-Abarat
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Julia Brand